Ew is that Calvin?
by reallestofthenall January 18, 2024

A really friendly guy with short hair at the sides and curly on top, a swimmer that barley ever bothers with anything.
by maxliter12 February 19, 2018

Calvin is a bitch who dont take showers he has dandruff and cheese curds dropping onto his shirt he always beats his dog and eats rabbit dookie no one likes calvin, if you ever meet a calvin... RUN
eww your such a calvin
by Phil Ronky March 27, 2019

by Shabbat Shalom November 6, 2015

When you rub your junk all over your roommates stuff while they are away. Keyboards etc... Or coworkers etc anyone really can get Calvin’d
by Ozzmatron August 3, 2019

calvin is the love of my life, my best friend, calvin will always be here for me, he is so so amazing and makes me smile all the time, he is so so handsome and he’s perfect in every way, i love him with all my heart, he respects me more than anyone and is so caring and thoughtful, i truly love him so much
by ejp December 28, 2021
