Calvin

Stinkiest bastard on the planet
Calvin stinks of piss
by Cqlvin stinks June 26, 2020
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Calvin

Most annoying guy ever; steals all your friends and is hella ugly
Ew is that Calvin?
by reallestofthenall January 18, 2024
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calvin fry

A really friendly guy with short hair at the sides and curly on top, a swimmer that barley ever bothers with anything.
That guy just went down the barbers, yeah he got a Calvin fry
by maxliter12 February 19, 2018
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calvin

Calvin is a bitch who dont take showers he has dandruff and cheese curds dropping onto his shirt he always beats his dog and eats rabbit dookie no one likes calvin, if you ever meet a calvin... RUN
by Phil Ronky March 27, 2019
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calvin wade

Oh MY GOD HOW MANY GIRLS R U TALKING TO ... Ur such a Calvin Wade
by Shabbat Shalom November 6, 2015
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Calvin

When you rub your junk all over your roommates stuff while they are away. Keyboards etc... Or coworkers etc anyone really can get Calvin’d
My roommates coffee cup got Calvin’d yesterday when he went to work!!!
by Ozzmatron August 3, 2019
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calvin

calvin is the love of my life, my best friend, calvin will always be here for me, he is so so amazing and makes me smile all the time, he is so so handsome and he’s perfect in every way, i love him with all my heart, he respects me more than anyone and is so caring and thoughtful, i truly love him so much
Calvin is the person meant for me and i can’t imagine my life without him
by ejp December 28, 2021
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