Browner

An overused label applied to an academically successful high school / university student. Has recently been broadened to include anyone who reads recreationally and has an average higher than 60%.

For example:

Jim: “Sally, you should die your hair blonde and stop acting intelligent. People might think you’re a browner.”

Sally: *Gasps in mock dismay*. I’ll get right on that, Jim.

by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009

bowser

its a charactr in mario and its the name of this librarian who got pissed at me cuz i snuck porn onto one of the shelves in the kid's section
who the fuck names their kid bowser?

ok bowser i swear that 5 year old kid masturbaited off his own porn

by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006

SCOFF Browsers

Safari, Chrome, Opera, and Firefox. Used to collectively refer to all the major non-Internet-Explorer browsers.

Microsoft's Internet Explorer has been losing marketshare to the SCOFF browsers despite recent efforts to provide improved standards compliance.

by phredsphrend December 4, 2010

browse feature

A feature on MySpace that most normal people that have their shit together use seldomly, but it is use most frequently by people who don't have a life, don't have any friends in the real, are horny, and are trying to be cool to have 1,000s of friends and that makes them pretty much a loser anyway. A civilized person will use to search feature and add people they truly know and celebrities and bands they truly like, not pornstars and weird bands that nobody heard of just be cool and sick.

That person has 4,727 friends. Why? She has been spending about 98% of her free time using that damn browse feature. She should get a life.

by The Prepster September 5, 2007

Brower Snower

To Scowl at someone, to demean with a sour approach with an exagerated eyebrow lift forcing a tear.

His eyebrow raised as he Brower Snowered at me. He took it in a very demeaning manner and made sure I knew it.

by Dave Scatena November 28, 2007

Bowser chip

When a hot chip is inserted into the foreskin of a penis then eaten by another person

The bowser chips are pretty tangy dude

by Text train October 12, 2015

browtervention

A browtervention is needed when you are in denial of the state of your eyebrows. Typically performed by real friends, or even a stranger on the street who notices your brow disaster.

Girl, this is a browtervention..because your brows are wonky af.

by Browtender Chicago October 7, 2018