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almighty bollocking

A beating so intense that you can almost see God. Queen Elizabeth gave such a beating to her grandson, Prince William, after he chased his cousin Zara into a lamppost which almost fell on her.
She came charging in and gave us the most almighty bollocking. I had learned to be careful in how I play.
by lodakabal September 17, 2022
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Bollitics

Bol.i.tics -noun

The practice of using politics to justify something (usually inaction) when it is not necessary to do so. Bollitics is usually deployed an all encompassing entity that acts to either slow something to a crawl or block it completely.

The word is a conjoin of the words Bollocks (-noun. British Vulgar. rubbish; nonsense; claptrap) and Politics (-noun. Use of intrigue or strategy in obtaining any position of power or control)
"I can't believe in a company of 5 people there is so much bollitics!"

"He's a master of bollitics. He will tell you that the customer requirements are wrong and then spend the next 30 minutes telling you what the right requirements are. Coincidentally, the 'right requirements' result in him not having to do anything."
by Adam Evans February 14, 2008
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bollock wallet

A bollock wallet is the skin that you have around bollocks unless youve got a clunge obviously. also known as ballbag, scrotum, sack, ham pouch.
"Fuk me, i shaved my bollock wallet last nite m8 n its itchin like fuck... never again dave "
by carl dave, jonesy dave May 24, 2008
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bollocksing

To get yelled at or told off or reprimanded for something you have done wrong. Or know you have done wrong.
"my mum is going to give me a right bollocksing when I get home for being out late."
by markymarkmarkenage August 27, 2008
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Boll Movement

A piece of shit movie directed by Uwe Boll.

Originated by movie blog FilmDrunk.
"Did you hear that the new Boll Movement will star Luke Perry?"
by Keets Reese January 20, 2009
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bollicle

noun formed from 'bollocks'* and 'follicle'#
refers to the numerous raised bumps located on the male scrotum from which individual pubic hairs arise.

*bollocks = testicles
#follicle = 'root'of an individual hair
the principal hazard associated with shaving one's scrotum is the accidental severance of one or more 'bollicles' as the razor blade is passed over the tightened skin
by verbula June 28, 2009
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Bollockfuck

The act of a man pleasuring a woman by inserting their testicles into a woman's vagina
Man: Do you want me to bollockfuck you?
Woman: Okay then
by Doubtful wanderer March 14, 2011
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