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Brewin' Breakfast

This is a partnered maneuver that requires at least one male participant. You begin by having a partner move their bowels onto the head of a penis. Upon relieving oneself on the head, he/she places a cup directly underneath the penis. The fecal matter covered penis ejaculates immediately after the cup is placed underneath it. The cup is used to gracefully catch the fecal matter and semen and the "brew" is thus served with breakfast.
Boy: So yesterday, me and Lydia were Brewin' Breakfast and I missed the cup!

Friend: Aw shucks!
by 902boyz September 12, 2010
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Dumpster Break

The act of masturbating behind a dumpster while on a break at work. Often done in order to relieve stress or "clear" one's thoughts, such breaks are taken by employees in nearly every career field. However, studies show that the majority of cases occur in high-stress jobs such as: short-order cooks, security guards, carnival ride operators, janitors, and air traffic controllers.

The dumpster break is signaled by the universal sign of a single sock hanging over the side of the dumpster, warning others to stay clear.
"Yo B-Mart, can you keep an eye on my sector? Ima take me a dumpster break."
by Tiny Pizza March 15, 2011
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Dye break up

When you break up with a girl and she dyes her hair a different color afterwards.
Tiff: Brad broke up with me the other day..
Britt: Wtf Chad just broke up with me too I was really hurt so I shaved my head, it was a Bald break up.

Tiff: Wow mine was only a Dye break up. I dyed my hair pink.
Britt: Damn pink is about as bad as it gets i’m sorry he hurt you.
by itybitykilla August 7, 2021
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Break the Fart Wall

The point in a relationship where one first farts in front of the other
The honeymoon must be over, Tim felt comfortable enough to break the fart wall in bed, last night. This better not escalate to Dutch ovens any time soon..
by MILK27 June 15, 2018
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break the bank

to spend more money on something than you normally would. usually entails tapping into reserve funds (line of credit, mortgage etc.)
"We decided to break the bank this winter and take a 6 week vacation to Australia and the South Pacific."
by Bungalow Bill January 28, 2007
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Sneaky Beaky

Sneaky Beaky - British Army lingo for special operations, sneaking about upto something doing something noone is allowed to know about.
Private Joe Bloggs: See those blokes over there? Reeks of sneaky beaky work... Must be SAS...
by Elunrdrian September 16, 2008
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Bonzo Breakfast

A breakfast of champions. A morning meal consisting of four quadruple vodkas and a ham sandwich.
Only recorded Bonzo Breakfast resulted in the death of famous Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, for whom which the endeavor was named after.
John Bonham is considered a professional at his work and the Bonzo Breakfast should not be attempted by anyone.
"I had to get to class in a hurry, so I had a quick Bonzo Breakfast!"

"A Bonzo Breakfast a day keeps the doctor away."

"Nothing starts or ends the day right like a Bonzo Breakfast!"

"4 out of 5 doctors reccomend the Bonzo Breakfast. Normal results of the Bonzo Breakfast result in high blood pressure, blackouts, and sometimes death."

"The ham sandwich was so good, but the quadruple shots really hit the spot!"
by Pip the legend October 20, 2008
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