Braden

Has a big old monster shlong good friend but his sholng is the biggest in the group so far

Braden's dick is huge

by anonymous September 24, 2020

Brazeired

When your ex-bestfriends cover your yard in used bras as a form of revenge because you kissed her minecraft bf.

"Are you serious?! Jennifer just brazeired my lawn! I should make out with her minecraft bf again!!"

by cronicallyonline April 6, 2022

Bazenga

A Kenyan slang word (sheng) used to define the head of a family.

Bazenga amepiga luku leo (Father has dressed nicely today)

by Kendra McGarrett May 29, 2022

Braden Geiger

One who is a brewster and loves mayonnaise sandwiches

Don’t be like Braden Geiger or you a hoe

by PoohShiestyfan June 22, 2022

does braden love regina more

yes

Someone: “does braden love regina more?”
Everyone: “yes”
Someone: “does regina love braden more?”
Everyone: “no”

by PinkGorilla69 May 21, 2022

Braden

A short hairy male with an extremely long, and thick picket of pubes. This person also only fucks fat girls, whales, or sea cows. Also known as Pubert, Peu-b-sneak, Pubes McGee, Pube Master 5000, Pube master 3000. X pubed (volume of a cube), Pube-asuarasrex, Hefty Humper, Round Bound Pounder, Tubby Hubby, Tubby Humpy, Flab Nabber. This person also smokes a ton of weed and doesnt think before he says anything. They are known to be Homo for Romo.

Man dude last night I totally Braden'd.

by Black Asshole January 7, 2012

Braden

A skinny emo dude that's so in the closet he's finding christmas presents. Thinks he's talented and the worlds hottest guy but all-in-all he's just an asshat.

Person1: Who's that sad kid over there crying 'cause he chased away all his friends
Person2: Oh, that's Braden.

by themaidofawesome January 7, 2012