A mystical sex toy only found inside the imagination. You heat it up for 1 short minute in the microwave and BOOM a cozy Cooch. for independent women who don't need a man but also want to feel the warmth of a lover. No more cold hard dildos, try the cooch. (Currently in stores now in your area approx. nowhere)
Bro 1: I just bought the boof off of amazon and I think Ima try it out.
Bro 2: lets go find a girl to try it on.
Bro1: this is why we are friends.
Bro 2: lets go find a girl to try it on.
Bro1: this is why we are friends.
by LeanMeanBeanMashine February 6, 2018
Get the Boofmug. The proper term for a gathering of more than three old white men (three are referred to as a "devil's triangle"). Most commonly associated with (though not exclusive to) members of the GOP and affiliates.
by A.Jax October 4, 2018
Get the Boofmug. A flatulent noise caused by air trapped between the breasts. Similar to queef, only breasticular instead of vaginal.
*Note that this very rarely happens unless the chest size is a D cup or larger.
*Note that this very rarely happens unless the chest size is a D cup or larger.
Susie tried desperately to conceal her loud boof, but everyone around stared in disgust as a flatulent noise emerged from her chest.
by Black Eyed Suz May 20, 2008
Get the boofmug. by Joy October 7, 2003
Get the boofmug. 
the art of throwing a raw piece of meat, preferably steak, with a certain amount of finesse and sportsmanship directly onto the cheek of the unsuspecting victim. the steak should slide down the cheek of the boofed and leave a trail of runny blood.
by ja ruled September 11, 2007
Get the boofmug.