Bonk

A act of humorous resistance. The thing you do to the helmets of cops dressed up in riot gear with an empty water cooler to protect yourself from their completely unnecessary violent force against your peaceful university pro-Palestine demonstration.

That well-informed college student on the right side of history just “bonked” that police officer on the head with an empty water cooler! Legend.

by Ceasefirenow April 28, 2024

Bonk ass

Whack, out of the ordinary

That was some bonk ass advice, no way I'm listening to it.

by Bonkdefines April 4, 2020

Bonk

Sexual inter course

I bonked your mum mate

by Henry the hoover April 17, 2020

Bonk me off

Fuck me... shag me

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

bonk filter

a second position in the riding form where a female jumps up and down on the males penis

oh bro we did bonk filter

by bonkfilterdoer June 7, 2020

Bonk

The only way that you know the definition of bonk is if you are bonked. Such as losing a round in a sport by a dumb rule. Debaters know bonking all too well. So does Chris Pratt.

The Rams beating the Saints over that bonked call was so anal

by Don'tgotoBerkley February 18, 2019

bonk

when the bonk patrol fight the horny

1: "nice melons mmm"
2: *BONK* "go to horny jail"
1: "aaaa"

by ?mypseudonym? March 10, 2021