1. Lying
2. Conversation of a generally unproductive nature. May or may not be the product of advanced ethanolic refreshment. Inane drivel; fatuous twaddle; mindless poppycock. Extended bollocks-talking symposia in public houses are one of the most beloved pastimes of the British proletariat, along with consumption of alcoholic beverages and giving each other a thorough kicking.
3. Closely related to the previous definition, any speech that is essentially devoid of meaning but aims to give an impression of deep meaning by a string of buzzwords, technical jargon, extreme polysyllabicity, and so on. Very popular in management, PR, advertising, alternative health, and other fields of employment with a high concentration of wankers.
2. Conversation of a generally unproductive nature. May or may not be the product of advanced ethanolic refreshment. Inane drivel; fatuous twaddle; mindless poppycock. Extended bollocks-talking symposia in public houses are one of the most beloved pastimes of the British proletariat, along with consumption of alcoholic beverages and giving each other a thorough kicking.
3. Closely related to the previous definition, any speech that is essentially devoid of meaning but aims to give an impression of deep meaning by a string of buzzwords, technical jargon, extreme polysyllabicity, and so on. Very popular in management, PR, advertising, alternative health, and other fields of employment with a high concentration of wankers.
1. He was talking bollocks for hours about how he earns £250k and was wondering which Jag he was going to buy.
2. He was talking bollocks for hours about how shitty drivers T. rexes would be because their little arms couldn't work the indicators.
3. He was talking bollocks for hours about restructuring the core operating principles in line with new concepts in holistic brand management via microinfluencers.
2. He was talking bollocks for hours about how shitty drivers T. rexes would be because their little arms couldn't work the indicators.
3. He was talking bollocks for hours about restructuring the core operating principles in line with new concepts in holistic brand management via microinfluencers.
by derangedvet August 24, 2022
Get the talking bollocksmug. Hagrid bollocks are HUMUNGUS balls that usually a white man will own. This man usually holds ammunition in his Hagrid bollocks to shoot up schools
by I hAve GIrtH 123 July 11, 2019
Get the Hagrid bollocksmug. British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.
This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.
Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.
This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.
Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.
You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.
Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!
Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!
by The Baaadger September 14, 2011
Get the Badger's Bollocksmug. by John Banjophonist October 1, 2020
Get the Scotsman's bollocksmug. by jewbrew69 February 19, 2011
Get the sticky bollocksmug. When a woman places a mans testicles in to a tea pot with some lovely warm water and some bath salts, she then blows down the spout of the pot to create a jacuzzi effect .
by The king of ferry April 29, 2020
Get the Bollock jacuzzimug. by spike (da original) July 21, 2004
Get the cats bollocksmug.