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Bollock jacuzzi

When a woman places a mans testicles in to a tea pot with some lovely warm water and some bath salts, she then blows down the spout of the pot to create a jacuzzi effect .
Did you really get that whore to give you a bollock jacuzzi
by The king of ferry April 29, 2020
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Scotsman's bollocks

"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (
by John Banjophonist October 1, 2020
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sticky bollocks

When your scrotum sticks to the sides of your legs because there is a small amount of moisture.
Wow sitting in the car so long has given me really bad sticky bollocks.
by jewbrew69 February 19, 2011
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trolly bollocks

a troll who chats a bunch of shit
english man in swansea is a trolly bollocks
by anonymous February 10, 2021
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spit bollocked

by AsgrimTheMighty October 22, 2010
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talking bollocks

1. Lying

2. Conversation of a generally unproductive nature. May or may not be the product of advanced ethanolic refreshment. Inane drivel; fatuous twaddle; mindless poppycock. Extended bollocks-talking symposia in public houses are one of the most beloved pastimes of the British proletariat, along with consumption of alcoholic beverages and giving each other a thorough kicking.

3. Closely related to the previous definition, any speech that is essentially devoid of meaning but aims to give an impression of deep meaning by a string of buzzwords, technical jargon, extreme polysyllabicity, and so on. Very popular in management, PR, advertising, alternative health, and other fields of employment with a high concentration of wankers.
1. He was talking bollocks for hours about how he earns £250k and was wondering which Jag he was going to buy.

2. He was talking bollocks for hours about how shitty drivers T. rexes would be because their little arms couldn't work the indicators.

3. He was talking bollocks for hours about restructuring the core operating principles in line with new concepts in holistic brand management via microinfluencers.
by derangedvet August 24, 2022
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