D blocker

This is a slang term most commonly used by students at FAHS. It refers to the schools D block, which is used as the learning support block. Used when someone is being particularly stupid.

"Get the fuck off me you D blocker!"

by hotsaucefor_theballs February 25, 2021

Fap Blocker

Someone who frequently prevents their friends from having a nice fap.

Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”

by ratatouillelover101 December 26, 2021

Auto-cock-blocker

1. A straight female that has something about her that automatically prevents her from getting sex.

2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.

1. Stacy has a mustache thicker than her boyfriend's. She's not gonna get laid; that's a turnoff. She's an auto-cock-blocker.

OR

2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.

by PrincessR December 8, 2009

kitty cock blocked

You and your lover are making your way to the bedroom, about to embark on a ride of sweet, passionate love making when you find your cat sleeping on the bed. This consequently denies you from sex since cats are too damn cute to be disturbed from their slumber.

"We were totally getting into it so we decided to take it upstairs...but we were kitty cock blocked by Fluffy."

by beargryllsbornsurvivor August 25, 2012

Wall of 69 Blocks

Bob’s Holy Wall. Bob the Almighty’s wall. HOLY. WALL. MUST CLIMB.

The Wall of 69 Blocks is straight ahead. NOW CLIMB IT.

by LegendaryWølf September 6, 2022

cock blocker

Insecure male that horns in on any developing interaction another male has established with a female, an extremely embarrassing and pathetic event to watch. Cock blockers can also be a "cow herd" of "fuglies" around an attractive female they desperately cling to for a false sense of enhanced social status.

Despite Randy being a horrible cock blocker, Sarah still slipped Matt her phone number just before her cow herd enveloped her once again.

by Ponderpoint February 28, 2008

Blocksmath

Everything. Usually a place, but can be a thing, or sometimes a person. But that is not important, the important thing is that it is real, and has a definition.

"Dude, you should come to the Blocksmath for a pool party!"

or

"There is only one answer to your question: Blocksmath."

by teekay_aus August 6, 2008