Buttered the Biscuits

1. The act of pulling out during doggie style or anal sex and ejaculating on the persons butt cheeks. 2. Ejaculating on a female's butt cheeks after sex.

Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."

by Evil Genius Prime October 8, 2012

narb biscuit

A Narb Biscuit is someone who exhibits character qualities in his or her own personal and private life which are indicative of someone who is a complete and absolute noob. So “Nooby” in fact, that they have graduated from being just a noob to being a Narb Biscuit.

Johnny thinks that Fortnite is actually a good video game. What a fucking Narb Biscuit.

by Roman1991 June 20, 2018

snap biscuits

One who snaps while dishing out flaky buttermilk biscuits with a hint of snap sauce

Let's get online and hit em with the snap biscuits

by A1 Snap Sauce June 14, 2016

biscuits and jelly

Good ol'fashion porn style blow job. The abbreviation for blow job is bj hence the B stands for biscuits and J stands for jelly. Now we have a saying we can use in public for a blow job with her parents or grandparents being none the wiser.

Sure wish she would give me some biscuits and jelly. Wonder how much she charges for biscuits and jelly?

by scooter trash #2 November 29, 2011

chill biscuit

chill out, relax, go with the flow, buscuit refers to the actual person

Dont get upset, chill buscuit!

by Megan Bartow September 3, 2005

saucy biscuit

essentially, the ultimate compliment

"woah there cheeky, you are a saucy biscuit."

by Ben "Toast" Carroll January 20, 2008

crap biscuit

Feeling especially crappy. Take crap, mix it up with eggs and flour. Bake. The result is much worse than just regular crap. Applies in times of illness and hangovers.

Josie drank half a liter of schapps last night. She feels like a total crap biscuit this morning.

by mecaro October 17, 2005