Post-Birth Abortion 

The act of disposing of babies up to 36 months old

Post-Birth abortion is not legal across the globe as of right now

Post-Birth Abortion by Some Cuck October 5, 2018

your birth 

The beginning of a retard

Hey remember your birth? - Guy 1

Jim? Please don’t be just another one of my hallucinations- Guy 1

your birth by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 21, 2019

My birth 

A mistake.

My mom's biggest mistake was my birth.

My birth by Why did Amanda leave me November 11, 2019

Smoking The Birth Cigar 

High Brow term for fellatio. Often accompanied by its rarely used cunnilingus counterpart "Swallowing The Placenta."

When was the last time someone smoked your birth cigar?

Dude! I just walked in on the new chick smoking the birth cigar!

Smoking The Birth Cigar by Bufferkiller September 7, 2011

bricked at birth 

either extremely ugly or extremely stupid due to being repeatedly smacked in the head with a brick upon birth.

Bricked at birth (ugly)

Despite applying her make up with a trowel, lady ga ga is so ugly she looks as though she was bricked at birth.

Bricked at birth (stupid)

OMFG Jessica Simpson from newlyweds is so stupid i swear she was bricked at birth.

bricked at birth by Darth Aza January 2, 2010

Catholic Birth Control

Having anal sex as a way of birth control.

I don't want to burn in hell for using a condom, lets use catholic birth control.

Catholic Birth Control by D Man! February 3, 2012

High Velocity Birth 

The act of giving birth at a speed equivalent to mach 5.

Usually consisting of a baby rocketing out of it's mothers vagina and running into the doctor knocking him out.

"we need help in here we just hd a high velocity birth"

High Velocity Birth by Jack N. Meough July 31, 2009