Better Days

A furry webcomic by Jay Naylor, started in 2003 and still being updated today. Follows the life of Fisk and Lucy Black growing up in Georgia in the 1980s. Very good, recommended if you don't mind furry stuff. There are adult themes, but it's not pornographic, thank god.

Quote from Better Days chapter one
Fisk: mom, what does "fuck my brains" out mean?

by Bashe July 25, 2006

Vegans taste better

Referrs to the sexual organs of the vegan human. They really do taste better.

I am, of course, a great example.

by Ganga July 23, 2005

betelgeuse

Big star that will eventually 0wn us all

Betelgeuse is gonna fuck us up

by Jack Hello January 18, 2005

For lack of a better word

Phrase used by people with a limited vocabulary or those who want to get away with saying something obscene in public.

And for lack of a better word, she's a bitch

by LunaLayla April 18, 2010

Bette Midler

When performing oral sex, a man (or woman) spreads the vagina and proceeds to blow directly into it. Also known as the "Wind Beneath My Wings."

When he gave me the Bette Midler, I knew it was true love.

by Mark & Lindsey June 17, 2004

You better don't

A way of saying "you'd better not do that" that is commonly used by uneducated people and as a joke phrase by many.

Tom: "I'm gonna steal your lunch from the fridge".

Alex: "You better don't!"

by Hammo & Fleur June 20, 2011

better than awesome

a phrase used to describe Jason and Jacey, and anything they do together. "better than awesome" cannot be defined, because it's impossible to put into words how awesome it truly is.

She thinks he's better than awesome.

by Stella Dillard October 29, 2010