Justin Beiber Fan

Someone who loves Justin Beiber probably more than they should, in any case. You might want to see a doctor about this.

Justin Beiber Fan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I LOOOOVEEEEEEEEEE YOOOUUUU, JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"

by crotchetyteenager November 26, 2010

Justin Beiber

An evil creature that bleeds once a month yet does not die. It is alergic to criticism and puberty. It's origins are unknown. though it was probably found somewhere in the woods and summoned by the necrinomicon to bring pain to Sensible people and to take the souls of 11 - 14 year old girls. It has been written in ancient scrolls that armageddon would come to talent if she should rise. Music tried to stop it but Usher fucked it up.

Me: So did you hear about that-

JB Fan: OH MY HOLY CRAP MY PANTS JESUS CUTE GOD THIS KID IS HAWT THATS RIGHT HAWT LIKE MUFFINS! Justin Beiber!

Me: What the hell did you say?

JB Fan: IM A MARRY HIS ASS,ASS,HES CUTE MUFFINS, PINK,MUFFINS!!! HE LIVES INSIDE ME!!! YOU SHALL NEVER RETRIEVE THE NECRINOMICON!!!

Me:(scared Voice) Can..Can you please stop?

JB Fan:(foaming from the mouth) (growling)RAHHARGAGARGARGH!!! JUSTIN BEIBER!!! RAGHHH!!!! (runs away)

Me: Holy Shit..SHe came out of nowhere!

by Fredrick Santos October 15, 2010

Beijing Pancake

The most vulgar and unsanitary sexual act ever preformed. The kind of act that people won't even mention when telling The Aristocrats.

Realizing that necro-pedi-pyro-zoophilia was already played out, he once attempted the Beijing Pancake.

by Xaq Fixx September 18, 2008

justin beiber

a guy who has no balls :)

he has no balls
it must be justin beiber

by bellbo45 November 30, 2010

Beijinged

to place onself in a hazy state of mind, much like the air condition in Beijing as demonstrated during the 2008 Summer Olympic games

Baxter: yo man, what do you want to do tonight?

Tristan: i don't know, had a rough weekend, thinking of chilling out and getting beijinged tonight.

Baxter: good idea man, i will bring the greens around 8.

by taylork October 7, 2008

Beiberfile

A younger person (under the age of 16) crushing on someone much older then them. Usually a bieber fan, aged between 4-12 who wants to marry Justin Bieber who is nearly twice their age.

John: Oh my God That girl is such a beiberfile
Jane: I know right he's nearly twice her age.

by Beiber Hater October 21, 2010

bewbiez

Two sizable protrusions often found on the chest of a human female. These round "lumps" are often soft enough to be filled with clouds, rainbows, and happy thoughts. VERY happy thoughts. Most often the protrusions are topped by weird little faucets called nipples which are used to feed the results of those happy thoughts. Bewbiez come in many sizes and a few shapes, ranging in nature from the watermelons hidden in that girl's shirt to the half-full water sacks on others to those ungodly skin-flaps grandma tucks into her pockets.

There are a few purposes for bewbiez:
1) Drums
2) Distraction methods used by female spies
3) Distraction methods used by Hooters girls
4) Distraction methods used by your wife while the bastard sneaks out the back
5) Liquid refreshment (Use this ONLY as a last resort as not only will this royally creep out the bewbiez' owner, but it does not taste like actual milk.)
6) Rock star autograph area

Daaayum gurl, those bewbiez be shinier than Sir Patrick Stewart's head!

by StupidMuggleWords January 19, 2015