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Bearded men

A man with a beard or someone who likes men!! Mostly by the name of Dalton who has a large crush on a man named Vladamir Pudin.
Dalton has a full grown beard at 13, this means he is very gay. Bearded men are very gay.
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bearded-dragon

A cock that has lots of hair on its underside right below the tip.
Jack: Did you hear about Max?

Alex: No, what happened?

Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!

Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...
by BeachBoi July 13, 2010
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The bearded witch

1. A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....
Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as the bearded witch...
by T Allen September 22, 2008
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bearded chalupa

A unshaven Femail Vagina, whos labia sticks out like a taco or a Chalupa
im going to tacobell can you pick me up a bearded Chalupa?
Hahaha, they dont have those at taco bell!
by Kaveman May 4, 2007
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bearded monkey

female genitalia, also known as fanny or pussy, part of the female body that resembles a bearded monkey
the man went down on his bird and came face to face with a bearded monkey
by paul james November 26, 2007
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bearded triangle

An area between a womans legs in which you insert your pee pee, the area may be a little fluffy.
Hence the bearded.

An unshaven minge
hahaha wtf are you doin with a bearded triangle
by pernament flange March 7, 2009
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bearded taco

a hairy pussy unshaved pubes
by j r lang January 13, 2008
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