petting the beaver

Masturbating

Person 1- She was petting the beaver in public last night in her balcony.
Person 2- Did you manage to see her clitoris?
Person 1- Ohhh yeah, she was hairy though...

by Sev336 July 23, 2016

beaver damn

It's the equivalent of a cock block for women. It's when someone prevents them from getting laid.

Gosh I was trying to get laid by John but Harry was such a beaver damner.

by Swtkarma October 17, 2013

Beaver Sword

1. n/A slang term uncommonly used to describe a penis.
2. adj./ A person acting in a rude manner.

1. She polished my Beaver Sword.

2. That guy is such a Beaver Sword.

by _mclovin_ October 16, 2012

beaver posse

1. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture hot, young, and unblemished females for the purpose of sexual activity.

2. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture, hot, young, and unblemished dam-building rodents.

The prettier 8th grade girls were always worried that one of the neighborhood's many beaver posses might catch and fuck them on their way to school.

by The Real Champ April 5, 2007

Italian Beaver

When you shove Pasta into a Beaver's anus.

John: "Hey Jacob, I made an Italian Beaver!"
Jacob: "What the fuck man..."

by Elephantiono June 17, 2016

sema beaver

When someone hacks their fenders with a grinder or saw to clear huge ass wheels and tires that they knew damn well wouldn't fit.

Hey Bill, did you see Peter's Elite with another build that has the SEMA beaver mod?

by NephsonCustomz April 20, 2017

gummy beaver

When a toothless person preforms oral sex on an unshaven woman, and uses their gums to enhance the experience. Specifically sliding the clitoris through ones squeezed gums.

Note: If preformed with anything dealing with a foot fetish, it becomes the Tarantino special.

"I'm gonna head back to Skeeter's trailer, do an 8 ball, and get a gummy beaver."

by LogicBeforeNorms December 29, 2013