soft rock

Adjective used to describe less heavy rock music. Although rock music is generally loud, with a lot of bass and not really "soft", so often confusing as an arguable oxymoron.

I'm listening to some Mamas and the Papas which I guess you could say is "soft rock."

by brendan July 1, 2004

Soft Eggs

A saggy set of old man testicles that are shrunken and unable to produce semen.

Even though Grandpa could no longer blow his load, he could still get an erection and Grandma still enjoyed sucking on his stiffy and throat gargling his Soft Eggs with her dentures out.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015

Soft Opening

When a man masturbates prior to having sex, in order to last longer.

Bro, I have a hot date tonight. I'm gonna have a soft opening first.

by Cire Nicnor March 30, 2015

soft dribbles

Following an erection, sexual arousal may result in slight semen buildup in the penis. The soft dribbles occurs when the penis goes flaccid and this buildup of semen trickles out of the penis. This occassionally results in itching, tingling, and/or tickling sensation at the hole. A male may manually eject the semen by gripping the shaft and squeezing as he pushes along to expel the semen.

After I woke up with morning wood, I had the soft dribbles.

by DOS Emulation August 10, 2006

Soft Girl

Soft girls are girls that dress in oversized hoodies/jumpers and jeans/skirts. They can be emotional and always want attention. They’re usually bottoms too.

Soft girl can also be related to smol

My gf: oh yea my girlfriend is such a soft girl. She’s adorable

Me: ...

by im.beebo July 9, 2019

soft make

To throw the covers over one's bed instead of actually making it. Usually performed when someone else enters the bedroom.

John's room was a mess when Suzy arrived, so he gave the bed a soft make before letting her in.

by whatever it'll be October 1, 2010

Soft Office

Evolution of working from home - working from bed.

After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.

You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.

The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.

Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow.

by BeebopandRocksteady May 20, 2021