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Battering the fish

The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.
Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.
by Mr Blev February 12, 2021
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battery

example: "Wait a minute, I need to change my battery."
by savagereader February 5, 2009
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battery acid

Any of several "diet" sodas, especially Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi. The term originates from the drinks' taste.
"Do you want some battery acid, man?"
"No, thank you."
"Ah well. More for me."
by Oberstille May 5, 2005
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Emotional battery abuse

Emotional Battery abuse is when you harm another person’s emotions in a extreme way.

1. To say something with discriminatory language or to say something politically offensive to some one.
2. To say a super extremely offensive insult to some one.
.People who insults other languages, races, nationalities, religions, etc.

. People who mocks other languages and cultures
. Hate speech
. racial slurs

An example of a emotional battery abuse insult:

Your mother made a big mistake by giving birth to you”

Offensive stereotypes can also be a form of emotional battery abuse.
by Emotional battery abuse December 29, 2017
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9 Volt Battery

While licking an asshole the recitient issues a small fart resembling the tingle you get from a 9v battery
i started licking this chick's asshole and she gave me the 9 Volt Battery! WTF!!!
by Lucky Lucifer August 22, 2011
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Battery

Slang term for African American. Used primarily by non-African Americans.

Battery is derived from "AA", which is police shorthand for "African American".
by anonymoosie February 17, 2006
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double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence)when both partners in a relationship commit physical violence against each other, usually following an argument.
Slava Voynov's case is double-barreled assault and battery, not simple domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.
by Sexydimma October 24, 2014
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