A battery slap is an attack commonly used by cretins to stun their opponents. To perform the battery slap, creep up behind your victim and hit them on the back of their head with the wires of your battery pack. This will stun them for 3 moves, allowing you to do a follow up attack, such as a bean slap.
Person A: ...
Person B: “watch, I’ll battery slap them.”
-slap-
Person A: “ahhh help, I’m stunned and can’t defend myself!”
Person B: “watch, I’ll battery slap them.”
-slap-
Person A: “ahhh help, I’m stunned and can’t defend myself!”
by KingPrimo November 28, 2019
Get the Battery Slapmug. The biggest ASSHOLE on this planet that only the spiteful HUMAN BEINGS can invent.
It is everybody's PRISON CELL
It is why the PRISON UNIFORMS are the COLOR ORANGE in PRISON.
It is everybody's PRISON CELL
It is why the PRISON UNIFORMS are the COLOR ORANGE in PRISON.
Hey DUMB DUMB it is not a LIVING THING , as THE THING is to make this BATTERY ASSERTION as you have NO POWER and TIME is never yours.
Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?
Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).
Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?
Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021
Get the BATTERY ASSERTIONmug. A problem that persists with the "System Management Bus," in a particular sector of the "Smart Battery System" that happens when a battery is over-charged or charged before being completely empty on countless events.
The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.
This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.
The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.
This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.
"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"
by LextheYeti September 4, 2011
Get the Selective Battery Amnesiamug. jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
by grpo January 30, 2025
Get the shit im gonna run out of batterymug. When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left
by ilovechingy8 June 7, 2011
Get the twenty percent batterymug. Originally an artillery term for a gun which has completed its recoil/postfiring cycle and is ready to fire again. Common usage now is 'ready to go,' or recovered. Also seen as 'Back to Battery.'
by blade-the-dog February 5, 2024
Get the Back in Batterymug. by andrewoid April 23, 2025
Get the battery munchermug.