Bartee

A person who spends all of their valuable time towards counting useless change. They most of the time brag about a penny being worth two more cents than usual.

You are such a bartee sometimes Gary.

by BeanMan420 January 14, 2021

jail bate

Jail-bait refers to someone, who is often promiscuous, that is under the age of consent. JAIL BATE refers to when a prisoner sticks his penis through the bars of his cell to be jerked by a prisoner in the neighboring cell. It's when hairy palms are expected and going blind is someone elses problem.

I'm in prison for messing around with jail bait, but now earn two cigarettes a day by giving jail bate to my neighbor.

by far December 27, 2007

Bate-the-wife

a noxious cocktail, consumed by NEDS, CHAVS or other antisocial groups of young deliquents , especially in Counties Armagh, Down, and Antrim in Ireland, and parts of Western Scotland. Made by mixing cheap strong cider and Buckfast Tonic Wine (aka Coatsbridge table wine)

A: Shoulda seen the state of that wanker Kevin at the weekend.
B: What happened?
A: The buck eejit floored a bottle of Bate-the-wife, and then fucked a brick through the window of the police station

by Seattle Brian February 3, 2009

bate master

An expert at self gratification. An expert masturbating expert.

Yo holmes check out Dan tha bate master esay. He can get full release in under one minute all by himself.

by Keith the avid bait master August 6, 2010

Baee

soud used to scare or annoy a small dog

Quick! Baee that dog before it bites you! "BAEE! BAEE! BAEE"

by YoYoMcToe October 6, 2003

bate

Somebody acting in a way that is likely to get them hit/insulted.
Can be used for anything is if it is not good.

"Don't be bait"

by Rich's Words Kill December 9, 2003

Bate

Bate/. To savagley beat something or someone.

A term used by members of the travelling community.

"I'll bate te head o' ye jack buy."

"Tell Mary Threebellies I'll bate tem fuckin kids o' hers, I'll bate tem so help me god. And tell treebellies i'd bate her any day so i wuld."

"treebellies wont fight ye cus shes scared of the baten ud give her, de fat cunt that she is"

by tomo's young lad January 16, 2009