Bastard child 

Cheating on your husband; Resault: Thee ugly son.

"Wow! Joe-nasty your must be the bastard child!"

Bastard child by Sorry Grandma May 30, 2009

Bastard jummy

When you are trying to insult someone in a Scottish accent and the only thing you can think of is "Bastard jummy"

You are a bastard jummy!

Bastard jummy by Stijn November 28, 2014

Bastard rosé 

A drink made of a mix of cheap red wine and cheap white wine.

Usually made when there is not enough of either bottle left for a full glass.

You can usually find me on the weekends in my pjs, drinking bastard rosé and watching netflix.

Bastard rosé by Vivi^i^i March 14, 2018

Bastard Machine 

“One huge babe magnet that will take over this planet with our style of punk/metal party rock!!! Women love us even more than their boy toys at home!!!”-BASTARD MACHINE

Bastard Machine; “Those dudes Bastard Machine from Santa Cruz are hard sh%t rock’N roll!”

Bastard Machine by Bastard Machine March 15, 2023

bastard sauce 

male ejaculate, but more specifically, ejaculate that creates a bastard child.

"the condom broke and i got my bastard sauce all up in her vag"

bastard sauce by molotovCT October 20, 2008

bastard belly

cum bubble, thera

That bastard belly is just another Thera who probably doesn't even know who the father is.

bastard belly by crusty roach vag October 23, 2008

bastard child 

Term used for video game sequels that are completely unrelated to the first one. Some infamous examples include Super Mario Bros 2, Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link, and Castlevania 2: Dracula's Curse. Games like these have different gameplay mechanics and sometimes completely different enemies and final bosses (Except for Castlevania 2 in this case).

For all 3 games mentioned, they have elements that are carried on to later games of their series.

Person A: Remember that game Super Mario Bros 2?
Person B: Yeah that game was a bastard child of the Super Mario series. Bowser wasn't even in the game.

bastard child by bobusageto October 21, 2010