basic bitch

A definition of a girl who thinks she is awesome when she really isn't. Someone who is just being plain basic.

Guy: "damn did you see that brunette with those gorgeous blue eyes??"

Me: "oh yea that's Lana dude, careful though she's soooo BASIC."

Guy: "cant be too careful these days with them basic bitches around."

basic bitch brunette

by youngman65 April 10, 2013

Basic math

Something simple that doesn’t need an explanation. Something that is basic, obvious or common sense. Something that isn’t rocket science.

Malcom: what happened wit you and old girl?
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.

by iamanthonydean May 23, 2019

Basic beers

Bog standard, salt of the earth corner shop beers. Slightly room temperature, and transported in a blue plastic carry bag.

Mate, enough if this craft nonsense, let's get some basic beers - Frank

by Barnowlsrock August 14, 2022

Basic Shurken

A weapon small enough to be concealed in the palm of your hand.

Is that a Basic Shurken

in his hand?

No he's just happy to see me.

by Mr.Drangus September 27, 2014

basic misunderstanding

Lacking an understanding of a fundamental concept.

Merkel told her cabinet members that the US President had a "very basic misunderstanding" on trade.

by mlhiss April 25, 2017

Basic Dave

The most basic guy on the block, he tends to be the most basic person ever to exist, that is not an insult, if you've been crowned Basic Dave, you're a legend :)

hey, you see Basic Dave, I heard he's so basic, he drives a ford fiesta but overall he's an amazing guy

by Cis Knight Alex October 10, 2019

Basic Ball

A basic ball is when someone hooks up or has a one night stand with a guy and they don’t fulfill your needs.

I got with Jamaal from the bar last night, dick game was weak. Just another “Basic Ball”

by Titaniumcorn October 26, 2020