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Beaver blocking

When a woman is trying to pick up another woman and her friend ends up pussy blocking you.
Yo,I was trying to pick up this smoking hot chick when her friend comes over and starts pulling at her yelling " come on its our jam gurl ". She was such a beaver blocking bitch.
by Rubin James March 27, 2016
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Beer Blocking

Using your beer as a misdirection or to conceal something else from someone you're with.
George was beer blocking the napkin with that blonde bitch's phone number when his girl friend came to pick him up.
by Darth Frak April 3, 2016
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toilet blocking

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.
When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.
by skeptic_here May 16, 2016
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Laugh blocking

When a guy goes in for a kiss and gets blocked by the other because they won’t stop laughing.
I tried to kiss Emily, but she’s totally laugh blocked me!

Laugh Blocking sucks fat black cocks!
by Swaggyinabaggy246810 September 13, 2018
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Baller Blocking

When all your friends wont let you meet their drug dealer.
Yo, Peanut I've been trying to meet up with you but my friends have been baller blocking me for years. Let me get yo number.
by GodDamnGodDamn October 2, 2018
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Region Blocking

Usually in a movie when a character is nude, the camera angles in front of an object to cover up the nudity.
Aw come on, I wanted to see that girls tits! Screw region blocking!

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by DaUltimateMemelord June 4, 2019
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Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!
Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!
by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019
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