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Urban badger 

An Urban badger, unlike a Rural badger, is a Mature person who is not a: young at heart b: boisterous
The boy jumped onto the others boy back ''You're such a Rural badger'' the Urban badger spoke, wilst looking on the Rural badger with wise eyes
Urban badger by Tanuki (official) February 17, 2023

Badger Boys

Followers of Eastwood Town FC who sing behind the goal in either the Tip End (Chewton Street) or the Cock End.
Badger Boys by tokenman November 7, 2009

Haggard Old Badger 

Derogitory Term used to define young or old person, who has a bitchy/asshole/douche bag/ personality and or attitude towards younger folk, and they are in dire need of getting laid. More often then not they are extremely un-attractive character.
Dude, your mom is such a Haggard Old Badger

Badger Slap 

I want you to Badger Slap me with a bag of frozen peas.
Badger Slap by honeybadger42 September 11, 2011

Badger den 

Quick fuck me in the Badger Den.
Badger den by Kwitty83 January 24, 2017

Badger in the mailbox 

A term for an unexpected or unpredictable problem or issue which causes harm, physically, mentally, etc.
Can be used if the problem is self created or not.

Referential to the idea of a mailman’s opening a mailbox unknowingly containing an angered badger
(Self Created Problem) *Joe trips and hurts his nose*
Steve: Man, you really put the badger in the mailbox
Joe: I guess so

(Not self created) *Crazy girl destroys Steve’s car*
Steve: Man I really missed the badger in the mailbox there
Badger in the mailbox by Thex1Amigo September 26, 2018