by Bitchen Clyde January 16, 2004
by Shitcornfuckdick January 16, 2008
when a male with an erect pennis inserts his pennis into a bucket of black paint, and then inserts his newly painted pennis into the anus of his female counterpart
today, while having anal sex with my wife i dipped my pennis in black paint and used the burglar technique on her and entered the back door.
by kyle hebbs March 13, 2006
by The Wise Bookaka November 10, 2006
by Steff April 27, 2004
One who steals turds. Has also been known to be used more commonly as a term to describe people with poor taste, and that one friend who always seems to "cock-block" you.
by SupamanS March 03, 2009
aka Modern "Playa's"
A Turd Burglar is the type of person that seems like they are always on the scam. The type of person just waiting for someone NOT to be paying attention so as to gain possession and/or credit for something that isn't theirs.
Turd Burglars are the type that lay claim to someone else's creative work for the purpose of claiming the credit to it's success.
You will never find a Turd Burglar around an idea that is failed. They are also the first to bail on something when it isn't looking like it might be a success.
Turd Burglars look for opportunity of that quick gain.
At anyones expense except theirs. Turd Burglars do NOT invest in anything. They "Burgle Turds."
A Turd Burglar is the type of person that seems like they are always on the scam. The type of person just waiting for someone NOT to be paying attention so as to gain possession and/or credit for something that isn't theirs.
Turd Burglars are the type that lay claim to someone else's creative work for the purpose of claiming the credit to it's success.
You will never find a Turd Burglar around an idea that is failed. They are also the first to bail on something when it isn't looking like it might be a success.
Turd Burglars look for opportunity of that quick gain.
At anyones expense except theirs. Turd Burglars do NOT invest in anything. They "Burgle Turds."
by David A. Archer October 06, 2005