A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.
Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
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