Horse Breeding

When a mysterious individual interrupts sexual intercourse by transferring male penis from the vagina to a container intended to capture ejaculate. The sample is then sold to the highest bidder for reproductive uses.
The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.
by Sir Fancylot April 7, 2025
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breeding horses

when a male and a female horses have sex and the female horses get pregant
i would like to start breeding horses
by jordan kyle November 21, 2017
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Brain Breed

When your brain is bleeding, and you're asian
OMFG MY I HAVE A BRAIN BREED HERP
by FTWW September 17, 2023
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Breeding Kink

A kink surrounding the idea of being full/filled. A repetitive ejaculation without a condom.
Sarah: “I have a breeding kink, could we go a bit longer?”
by WowwwweeezersThatsCrazy January 31, 2024
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Mayonnaise breeding

When you and a friend (preferably named Cale) get a huge barrel of mayonnaise and submerge yourselves in it together, you then lock toes and stick one man’s genitalia down the other and breed. Once one has finished the other genitalia goes down the first one. You go until there is blood, once there is blood you leave the barrel and lick the mayo off of each other.
Mike oxlong: what are you and Cale doing later?
Me: were mayonnaise breeding
by RabidTurkey June 17, 2022
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nuns breed

A nuns breed is sumone who likes to be silly
When your friends try and make you get in trouble you nuns breed
by Odonohue77 November 23, 2013
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Breed

What you really want to do with your stepmom.
Breed with me! More!
by CumandEat November 8, 2022
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