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Bonk

Hammer goes bonk on dog, funni
Dog: *bonk*
Humans: Haha dog dent in head
by poggerspepega August 31, 2020
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Fairy Bonk

1. To bop someone on the head, little bunny foo foo style.

2. When two twinks get it on.
1. Oh no, I accidentally fairy bonked the cat while playing with him!

2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?
by KokoDragon July 12, 2020
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Bonk

A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.

Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
by psalms86 December 7, 2020
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Bonk

by The Great Ridiculous One February 15, 2024
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bonking

(Diaper lover slang) Same as unging, but without fists beneath oneself; humping done on a thick quilt on a carpeted floor.
He is bonking.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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Bonk

Bonk. you've been bonked.
person one: *bonk*
person 2: "dude tf?"
person 1:"get wreaked you've been bonked "
by indishereig July 14, 2021
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