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hollister co

A bat cave playing LOUD music that sells over priced and unoriginal clothes that is all about prep status and sole purpose is to advertise
lauren (screaming): HANNAH, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? I CANT SEE A THING!
hannah (screaming): WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE MUSIC! DO YOU HAVE $60?
lauren (screaming): WHY?
hannah (screaming): I WANT TO BUY A TSHIRT! IT SAYS HOLLISTER CO IN PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Laurenel January 14, 2007
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Hollister

A store where a majority of the shirts simply say Hollister or have the logo on them. In an attempt to make you purchase items, they make it so dark you can't see what you're buying.
Joe: Let's stand out from the crowd by looking like everyone else!
Ted: But where should we shop? Abercrombie and Fitch? American Eagle?
Joe: No silly, Hollister!
Ted: They're so original!
by Confuzled June 30, 2008
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shit blister

When two pole smokers are having rigorous butt action, and one slab of man meat slips out creating too much fag friction. Thus, the burning and blistering of the head or shaft of the pitcher's tool.
When Kertinian was ass mauling T-Meth, the numerous rolls of ass fat caused Kertinian to slip out and he recieved a 2nd degree shit blister on his man dart.
by T-Meth the Palmer June 30, 2003
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hollister co.

a brand of clothing. thats it. there's nothing more to it.
sometimes associated with "preps" or "popular kids" but really its for everyone who wants to buy it.
the cultural stereotype is pretty silly . Im Pakistani and I am a regular customer. My friend, who is also Pakistani, works there.
You dont have to be a particular body type to buy clothes at hollister. Their sizes range from xxs to xxl. they are regular junior sizes.
the economical stereotype is also silly. The prices range from about $60 to $6.
They do use good looking kids to advertise, but seriously, who doesnt? have you picked up a copy of a magazine lately? how about watching a commercial? Its called sex appeal, guys.
If you care about whether or not I wear hollister co., then you are too materialistic for your own good.
by misunderstood678 March 24, 2008
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Hollister

A label fully endorsed by douchers, idiots, sheep, and fourteen-year-olds.
"Cool Hollister shirt, douchebag."
by TheDoucheHunter March 5, 2010
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Hollister Haters

A respectable person who doesn/t like people that wear things from Hollister.

Usually for the simple fact that if someone is so oblivious to the world that they can/t see that they are a pure stereotype then they should just be put to rest.
by ReggaeMatt January 13, 2009
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hollister

A store with high-quality clothes that are very hip and trendy. Usually look "pre-worn". It usually has cute instyle workers. It's a place you can get clothes to look great in. Usually emo or goth people make fun of hollister, abercrombie and fitch, or american eagle, Because they have nothing better to do with their pathetic lives and they can't afford it, and wouldn't look good in it anyway. Let's face it, If you were cute, YOU wouldn't boycott this store!
Emo/Goth/Loser: I hate hollister ! They are too expensive and I can't afford it!

Emo/Goth/Loser friend: OH I know! I can afford hollister but their sizes are too small!

Emo/Goth/Loser: Let's sit around and bitch and moan about it because I am really really jealous!

Emo/Goth/Loser friend: Good idea! I'm thinking about those people all the time anyway!
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