blapse

To provide pleasure for a woman who is under the illusion she is catching the bargs!

Girl 1 to Girl 2: did you blapse hi last night?

Girl 2 to girl 1: yeah i did, it was great think i'll see him soon.

Girl 1 to girl 2: so you'll call him?

Girl 2 to Girl 1: eeer, yeah but he'll call me first...obviously!

by Jack ALexander July 7, 2003

blop

Recieving a blow job while taking a dump.

Honey, I have to take a dump. Time to give me a blop.

When Cindy was giving me a blop, she passed out from the fumes.

by Jake September 28, 2003

Blop

1. The sound a penis makes as it exits a swollen rectum.

2. The sound that occurs when two males are engaged together in anal intercourse, and the receiving male releases intestinal gases from his rectum while in due process if intercourse.

1. <see anal porn>

2. Two males who have had anal intercourse for several hours decide to stop. Then, when the giving male pulls out his penis, the receiving male's rectum blop's.

by Divinities_Creature February 23, 2009

Blipster

An African-American individual who emulates white hipster culture through fashion and activities (such as wearing skinny jeans, skateboarding and looking emo, all ironically).

Did you see those kids that just skateboarded by?

Yeah -- I couldn't tell if they were white or black. Their skin looked black but everything else screamed white. I think they were blipsters.

by RD VLVT June 9, 2011

Blomsey

A Blomsey is an unbelievably sexy individual with lavishly flowing curls that flatteringly frame her lovely face and especially draw distinct attention to her almond shaped blue green eyes.

Girls named Ashley, girls that play the flute, and girls that sing.

by MSheeps February 4, 2005

Blop

Beautiful Lavish Oversized Pussy

"Damn! I want to fuck that BLOP."
"Dude! Did you see that fine ass BLOP? (BlOP meaning a woman)

by Freakyscomet February 28, 2016

blepsing the trickery

playing a joke, fooling some one or doing the oposite to what you said you were going to do.

harry: hey baz where we going
barry: to play foot ball follow me

harry follows but barry indicates and turns but goes back and doesnt turn the corner.

harry: mans blepsing the trickery
barry: yes i just blepsed the trickery

by robmiester May 13, 2006