Blap

To get caught up by the police.

let's cut, i'm not tryin to get blapped.

by OKG July 1, 2008

blard

An inept or clueless blind person, combining blind and retard. Also used to refer to a blind person doing something socially awkward, such as tripping over a chair or dropping a plate of food. The use comes primarily from other blind people and is used jokingly.

Man, Tim looked like a real blard when he ran into that little girl with his tray.

by Joey Zee March 11, 2008

Blap

A time when usually everyone is asleep except tweekers. Around 4:30 am

They were out there working on the boat at blap thirty

by Crankey August 18, 2015

Barps

The feeling one has when one finishes a game and then realizes your opponent is an extremely poor sport.

I thought I had a pleasant victory coming at the end of our scrabble game, but then I found Sally had given me a nasty case of barps! So I pulled out my revolver and took care of business!

by carbbles April 25, 2010

blape

A blanket worn as a cape. Especially useful if you are planning on making a short trip on foot outdoors. Often employed when under the influence of narcotics.

"Dude, sweet blape, let's go to the vendy."

by z towne January 12, 2007

Klondike Ger-blar-blar

A random series of events that lead up to a celebration involving Klondike bars or the consumption of Klondike Bars.

I am so sick of all this Klondike Ger-Blar-blar. Why don't we just start buying our own klondike bars?

by Daniel Gfeld December 9, 2008

Blap

1. A comical, grotesque noise blurted out by someone performing fellatio who has justed gagged on a penis; caused by accidentally swallowing too much of a penis shaft in an attempt to deepthroat.

2. The comical noise released when someone performing fellatio gags on a penis.

Jane: I tried to deepthroat Jimmy last night while i was blowing him but swallowed too much penis and gagged.

Sqhaniqua: Girl, thats a BLAP!!!!

Jimmy: Yo son, Jane blapped on my mans last night. I was kind of embarrassed for her.

Tom: Some girls just cant handle the deepthroat dawg!

by Everybody Blap Your Mans! July 21, 2009