blapse

To provide pleasure for a woman who is under the illusion she is catching the bargs!

Girl 1 to Girl 2: did you blapse hi last night?

Girl 2 to girl 1: yeah i did, it was great think i'll see him soon.

Girl 1 to girl 2: so you'll call him?

Girl 2 to Girl 1: eeer, yeah but he'll call me first...obviously!

by Jack ALexander July 7, 2003

blalah

brother or close friend

Hey my blalah neva come yet....

by Arlene August 21, 2003

blap

Name of an up and coming rap group from the LUTON AREA AN' TING!

Blap your mother,
blap your mothers mother.
Blap your mothers mothers pet budgie.
Blap.

by Tommie C and MC Sween November 27, 2003

blap

shooting your mouth off when you're an obvious dumb fuck.

Jethro: "Eminem is a great lyricist, but he sucks".
Bobby: "What the fuck? You are a dumb ass. Check that mouth of yours before you blap".

by elitewan June 10, 2009

Blaphae

The act of of shoving inanimate objects in a butthole or penis hole

Hey man, yesterday night was crazy, i blaphae this girl, and it went everywhere.

by Dr. Eric Shun May 20, 2009

blarple

a blarple is: cunt

what the fuck is a blarple

by zennxk April 23, 2018

Blap Blap

CSGO London Major Grand Finals 1st map, casters' reaction to Dupreeh with an AutoShotgun

Blap Blap!

by Pope Clement VII September 23, 2018