Unemployed Behavior (noun) A brand of chronically jobless, internet-addicted degeneracy. Not just unemployed—unemployed by choice. Often seen in people living rent-free with no adult responsibilities. Symptoms: Using the N-word or “gay” as insults. “I was the plug. Everyone came to me for weed behind the gym.” “Remember the guy who jacked off in the back of class? Good times.” Glorifying past L’s like they were W’s (being expelled, suspended). Constant “remember when” storytelling. Posting conspiracy rants or edgy takes 24/7. Saying “based!” after offensive statements. Screaming “I don’t care” on things they obsess over. Subspecies: Antifa LARPers, Trump fanatics, fake anarchists living off government aid, Marxist TikTok philosophers with $100K debt preaching anti-capitalism on an iPhone, basement trolls ratio-ing people all day.
• “This dude’s out here talking about how he used to sell weed in 9th grade… classic unemployed behavior.”
• “If you have time to argue on Reddit for 8 hours about flat earth… that’s unemployed behavior.”
• “Telling strangers about the kid who used to jack off in your high school is unemployed behavior energy at its peak.”
• “If you have time to argue on Reddit for 8 hours about flat earth… that’s unemployed behavior.”
• “Telling strangers about the kid who used to jack off in your high school is unemployed behavior energy at its peak.”
by HeywoodJablomi May 10, 2025
Get the Unemployed Behaviormug. **leah behavior**: when someone or Leah acts like Leah. For example someone could spell really badly and have terrifying grammar and say something like “I’m so horny” it’s **leah** behavior. Or if it sounds like something Leah would do In general it’s **leah behavior**.
by Giselleae January 15, 2024
Get the Leah behaviormug. An unevolved Kyle is impulsive and prone to punching holes in the wall. Kyle doesn't take accountability. If anything, Kyle rationalizes this behavior by blaming everyone else, including the fly that landed on his arm when he was skateboarding from his car to his front door. Kyle ass behavior is immature and quite frankly, embarrassing af.
by brothafromanotha October 3, 2023
Get the Kyle ass behaviormug. behavior that falls into one of 3 categories and can be used synonymously:
1.) Gooner behavior or behavior that is generally suspect like saying your favorite Pokémon is lopunny
2.) Cornball behavior like excessive use of anime GIFs/emojis or claiming tequila is the only alcohol you can drink, despite not being able to name a single tequila brand.
3.)repeated talk of being alone/ wanting a girlfriend
1.) Gooner behavior or behavior that is generally suspect like saying your favorite Pokémon is lopunny
2.) Cornball behavior like excessive use of anime GIFs/emojis or claiming tequila is the only alcohol you can drink, despite not being able to name a single tequila brand.
3.)repeated talk of being alone/ wanting a girlfriend
“Bro just said he relates to Shinji from Evangelion… that’s peak Caesar Behavior.”
“If your favorite Pokémon is Lopunny and you use 😩 unironically, you’re a certified Caesar.”
"bro said that the loli trope is not that bad because its actually really common in anime, classic Caesar."
“He posted a black screen on his story with the caption ‘I’m done chasing.’ Caesar Behavior at its peak.”
“He said ‘I’m different when I’m drunk off tequila’ and then passed out after two shots. Pure Caesar Behavior.”
“Dog, he just said ‘I’m a lover, not a fighter’—it’s terminal.”
“If your favorite Pokémon is Lopunny and you use 😩 unironically, you’re a certified Caesar.”
"bro said that the loli trope is not that bad because its actually really common in anime, classic Caesar."
“He posted a black screen on his story with the caption ‘I’m done chasing.’ Caesar Behavior at its peak.”
“He said ‘I’m different when I’m drunk off tequila’ and then passed out after two shots. Pure Caesar Behavior.”
“Dog, he just said ‘I’m a lover, not a fighter’—it’s terminal.”
by Threadues October 7, 2025
Get the Caesar Behaviormug. Being silently judgy or subtly annoyed without ever directly expressing it. Involves intense eye contact, weird silence, and maybe a quiet sigh.
“She didn’t say I was late, but she looked at the clock three times while sipping her tea. That’s Norwegian behavior if I’ve ever seen it.”
by iluvcitiesaviv July 14, 2025
Get the Norwegian Behaviormug. The prerequisite for earning additional screen time from parents. While poor behavior can lead to reduced screen time, platforms like YouTube continue to offer a vast array of recommendations. Hence, this situation challenges users to manage their subscriptions actively.
I have to show good behavior if I wanted more screen time for YouTube, but it’s hard when YouTube keeps suggesting more videos!
by Emotional Cruiser July 25, 2025
Get the behaviormug. Hym "Because the behavior has not relationship to the problem I have. You are trying to using was is happening to control my behavior and stonewalling me to preventing me from recouping my loses. I don't have to let you steal this from me and I won't. I can behave however I want. If you steal from me I'm not going to make any distinction between any of you."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2025
Get the Behaviormug.