bartard

a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.

Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard

by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017

Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson

A hot guy

Man he looks a lot like Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson right now

by IzzerYes April 16, 2022

Barta

Barta is a last name for great people. A Barta usually is very attractive and talented. Always successful, especially in things like sports and music. If you ever find someone with Barta in their name, keep them in your life, because they are special. Sure, they may be a little intimidating with how great they are, but it’s in their blood. They’re whole family will be attractive and good looking, you might find yourself asking if they’re models or something.

Oh of course he’s good at that! He’s a Barta!

Why are all the Barta’s so good looking!?

by Tara Davenport July 26, 2018

mountain bartle skeet

A cold, refreshing drink that is commonly referred to as Mountain Dew

Cletus does love himself some of that Mountain Bartle Skeet.

by msvxt November 14, 2017

Salt My Dish, Bartender

Hey CUNT! Bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, CUNt

Hey fag come salt my dish, bartender

Usually used to get your point across, or as an insult

by Memein April 18, 2017

bartendress

see beerwench.

Amanda is one helluva bartendress.

by Richard Dragon December 3, 2003

Barty Crouch

A character in the Harry Potter universe, thought to be fictional until he surfaced on facebook, apparently seeking his master Lord Voldemort. Assumed dead after receiving the Dementor's Kiss, Crouch was revealed to be alive and well, locked within the confines of Azkaban but convinced that he had located his erstwhile master at Pembroke College, Oxford, disguised as a fourth year student (as of 2009-10). Since identifying this student as his master, Crouch has risen to prominence in Pembroke society, antagonising students and facing an uncertain future after his 'master' refused to acknowledge him; indeed, it's believed Crouch has been reported to facebook authorities several times for numerous offences, including bullying, racism and sexual harrassment of his master.

Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.

"Who's this Barty Crouch guy? I added him as a friend, but he just keeps insulting me for being a Muggle."

"Barty Crouch keeps warning me to stay away from him."

"Crouch has apparently been reported to the facebook authorities for constantly requesting a relationship status with his master."

by concernedatbarty November 14, 2009