African Ass Guitar

When you air guitar the shit out of someones ass.

Austin: Hey John can you give me an African Ass Guitar?!
John: For Fuckin sure! I need to practice "Stairway to Heaven" anyways!

by JohnStoneS2000 June 19, 2010

african ballet

The sport of professional basketball

Did you see the Knicks get their asses handed to them by the Heat in last nites african ballet?

by Shaniqua OranjuWeese January 24, 2006

african cougar

A middle aged woman with really long breasts that dates boys half her age.

Did you see Jimmy last night with that african cougar, her boobs were hanging down over her belt.

by oogachacka February 15, 2010

african bear

when someone is staring at you as if they want to jump at you over some kind of thing blocking them from doing it, (example : table). and then just charge over the table and then just attacking you.

victim: im just saying -..
african bear : *charges over table and attacks"

by zarussian September 11, 2010

african fingerbang

After yo girl take a shit then you finger her dirty asshole then you slap it right in the pussy and proceed to African Fingerbang

"Hey honey I'm about to take a shit"
"Aight babe let me give you an African Fingerbang"

by tmac234 May 5, 2015

african bongos

When a man sticks his dick in a partners ear hitting the ear drum in the process creating a bongo sound

He totally gave me african bongos

by The3rdWelch November 28, 2018

Africasian

A person with African & Caucasian parents, usually referred to as "mixed"

My friend Tony is Africasian and has some identity issues.

by Pam October 23, 2003