Alfie

One of the most sweetest kindest guys you will ever know he is so nice and will do anything to make you feel okay even when he isn’t I love him he is the best but he lets people run over him and it’s not fair he is so perfect but he hates himself and should love himself and try harder to love himself and put him first and stop caring about her and revolve his life around her she is so manipulative but he will forever be loved fly high Alfie I hope you are doing well will forever love you even if I couldn’t tell you you are loved and love you to infinity and if your name is Alfie just know no matter what people say to you don’t let it effect you you are perfect just the way you are

Alfie:hi :)
Stranger:hi you are so nice I love you<3
Alfie:what?!

by Balls in your jaws August 29, 2021

Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp

person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”

by anonymous August 29, 2021

Alfies house

A piece of garbage that stinks

Hey ur house is like alfies house

by Word Meanings6969 June 30, 2021

Alfie

An absolute twat, that is 13 years old, he is also squeaky and the biggest tightass in this world. An absolute British prick. He is the most retarded kid in the year and has such an ego in tech.

"Oh look it's Alfie again, shit."

by Beaztly July 5, 2021

Alfie Greenleaf

An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe

kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*

by wogsaredumb September 5, 2022

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)

dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot

hot f*cker
i dont like u

god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass

by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022

Alfie

A fucking rascist

TheVeganTeacher is such a alfie

by Algraal May 1, 2022