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A Naughty Alfie

One who loves to have sex with Lisa Howard every single night. He spunks all over his bangers while Brandon plays xbox.
I Gave Lisa A Naughty Alfie last night
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Alfie

Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.

Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
Hey, do you know alfie?

Yeah, the bible should be re-wrote about him
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Alfie

Look at Alfie
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ALFIE

ALFIE is such an ALFIE
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Alfie Peake

A true gypsy man, he’s got a gun and dates fat girls for fun 😉
Oi have you heard Alfie peake is dating that fat bird
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Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)

dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.
Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot

hot f*cker
i dont like u

god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass
by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022
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Alfie

Alfie is a great guy who is normally very sport and proud of it. He’s super nice and is always there for you no matter what. He’s a really goofy person who could make you smile so easily. Alfie is one of a kind <33
Someone: Omg I met this guy who’s so nice i think i love him.

Me: Let me guess his names Alfie.
by Snakeybrosforlife September 13, 2021
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