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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome 

an invisible disability. happens when the mother drinks alcohol (any type) while pregnant. It causes irreversible brain damage to the developing fetus if the mother drinks alcohol enough. Symptoms can be different in everyone so some people get diagnosed in very early childhood or adulthood.
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is real, it's not fake.

hiroshima of alcohol

When a whole carton of beer or a bottle of spirits is dropped and smashed. People will often step away from the contaminated zone and only the generous will assist the victim to clean up and provide a new stock of booze (such assistance will render the victim dependent on the aid provider).

It can lay waste to a party, leaving people with thousand yard stares and in a state of dispair. Rare event, causes shock, uncertainty and fear. Can start arguments. Alcohol rationing can result. If no rationing can lead to 'haves' and 'have nots'.

A single occurence at a party will seriously affect the party. A second occurence can be catastrophic and end said party. It can even cause people to go straight home and not venture out further. In extreme occurences, it can lead to people curtailing their future social activities.
Jane: hey Tommy, what was the party like last night?
Tommy: horrible, I don't want to talk about it.
Jane: why not?
Tommy: some idiot knocked over the table with all the spirits on it. All of the booze was gone in an instant. It completely wrecked the party. People were looking at each other, like, what happened? how did this happen? what the fuck are we gonna do now? horrible
Jane: what a clutz. Sounds like a hiroshima of alcohol, best that you get out of there

Rectangle of Alcohol

After work I'm going home to drink a rectangle of alcohol and watch Netflix. Don't judge me.

Second-hand alcohol 

Consuming alcohol that someone else has already consumed.
Kissing someone who has just taken a shot and receiving second-hand alcohol.

aka: of alcohol 

SHE IS IN AKA: OF ALCOHOL

horny for alcohol 

when you really want sex but sex is alcohol
Oh man! I'm just so horny for alcohol right now! -James Brown
horny for alcohol by Kel10 April 2, 2021