Aluminati

A secret society of robots, discovered by Bender Bending Rodriguez, who apparently control everything. It is revealed by Bender in the comic "The Bot Who Cried Wolf", after they apparently planted a calendar which incorrectly predicted the end of the world. Their name is a combination of Illuminati and aluminum. They plan to destroy the world for profit, but fail to do so.

The Aluminati are a secret society of robots that control everything! And this piece of paper I'm holding may or may not be their plan to blow up the earth and sell the remains to a charcoal briquette company!

by LobsterCopter March 2, 2022

Albus Dumbledore

Order of Merlin, First Class, and Grand Sorcerer; Founder and Secretkeeper of the Order of the Phoenix; Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards, and Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot.

A wonderful man. According to JKR, Dumbledore was gay. Grindelwald MAY have been his crush at a young age.

Dies in the sixth book.

Aids Harry on his quest to defeat the Dark Lord. Other than Harry, Dumbledore was the only wizard the Dark Lord feared.

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore is his full name.

Dumbledore is BEAST

"Dumbledore can't have died!"

"Albus Dumbledore is gay, say what!?!"

"Love is the strongest magic there is"

by kakakaKAYDEE April 12, 2010

Alumnistalgia

A nostalgia for former classmates.

I joined Facebook because Classmates.com made me pay to satisfy my alumnistalgia.

by The Irritainer June 9, 2009

Albuquerque Quesadilla

this is when the male jizzes in between the butt cheeks of the female, then closes them, resembling a quesadilla dripping with melted cheese

Tim: Man, i gave sally the ill albuquerque quesadilla last night

Alex: Nice

by Jack10392 May 6, 2010

albuquerquitis

A seemingly psychological illness of which everyone new that one meets is close friends with a mutual acquaintance; the occurrence of which happens too often, and is too coincidental for, a soap opera or sitcom.

"Just because you met them randomly at a dive bar at the other end of town, doesn't mean they aren't best friends with the person you are dating. Its another case of albuquerquitis."

"Albuquerquitis is a pandemic! The new bartender i just met last night? They're old friends of my ex that broke up with me less than a week ago."

by S.A.M.B.A. December 22, 2008

Hello Albuquerque

an expletive yelled at a person who gave in and did something they were adamant they were NOT going to do under ANY circumstances. Coined by Ozzy Osbourne in the following:
Ozzy Osbourne: "I will NOT play Albuquerque next week Sharon! I can't do it! I've got too many shows already! I just won't do it!"
Next scene, Ozzy yelling into a mic: "Hello Albuquerque!"

Janice was adamant that she would not attend her brother's hockey game, yet there she is in the stands. Hello Albuquerque!!

by Pipistrello January 11, 2009

Albus Dumbledore

Fictional character from Harry Potter book series.
*Headmaster of Hogwarts
*General Genius
*Killed (on order) by Severus Snape
*Loved by many
*Recently "outed", as it were, so...Gay Rights Icon?

"I would have told you before if I knew it would make you so happy" - JK Rowling on Albus Dumbledore's outing

"I heard Albus Dumbledore slept with little children!!" - Right wing dick on confused about paedophilia.

by emily. probs. December 12, 2007