After Shits

After you shit and get a good clean ass. an hour later you notice some after shit in your ass.

It seem like every time I shit...I have to wipe my ass again an hour later because of After Shits

by Slick Witmore May 9, 2018

After-thot

1. A person that is so much of a hoe that they have upgraded from thot status.

2. When you come to the realization that a person you were interested in a moment ago was terrible ideal after you rethought about it.

Bruh, that chick is an after-thot

by Corrust May 10, 2018

After Nut

Having sperm leak from your dick after previously nutting

After masturbating, Jimmy received an after nut.

by DaddySkolas May 12, 2018

After Hours

1. can refer to a feeling of depression, sadness, heartbreak,etc after 1:00 or 2:00 AM.
2. the 4th Studio Album released by Canadian R&B singer The Weeknd.

1. Yo why tf so I feel so sad?
it’s because you have an After Hours.
2.Yo, do you have After Hours?
Hell yeah, absolute banger.

by Donan (Arsenal Tryhard) August 14, 2021

after the fact

A euphemism for "after intercourse".

"The National Institutes of Health convened a group of experts that year to address the question 'What is the scientific evidence on the effectiveness of latex male condom-use sic to prevent STD transmission during vaginal intercourse?'

Most of the relevant published studies, they found, didn't use the kind of experimental design you'd want to see – i.e., prospective design, in which the researcher compiles data by following the subjects' behavior going forward, rather than gathering data after the fact."

by Lepus July 20, 2008

Go in after

Have sex with somebody who has had alot of partners

Go in after is used in a profane term, meaning having multiple sex partners

John: I get pussy all the time, you wanna fuck?

Destiny: Sorry, I don't go in after bitches!

by hldjr February 1, 2007

the after burners

a bad case of diarea so bad that it burns your butt hole. this usualy follows the eating og spicy foods, and sometimes require the participant to strip down naked, turn out the lights, and splash water on themselvs as to not over heat during this brutal act.

dude, those tacos i ate last night gave me a bad case of the after burners

by black qs night December 17, 2006