After-shit is piss, toilet water, or any other bodily fluids that either splash up onto your butthole or the even more disgusting, that you sit on when having a Shit baby or accidentally sitting on a toilet seat after some other ass hat had a Shit baby and didn't clean it up.
Ryan: "SHIT!"
Kevin, in another stall: "Ryan?"
Ryan: "I just sat down without looking first and now there's After-shit all over my ass."
Kevin: "Ryan what the fuck have I told you. TMI."
Kevin, in another stall: "Ryan?"
Ryan: "I just sat down without looking first and now there's After-shit all over my ass."
Kevin: "Ryan what the fuck have I told you. TMI."
by monkey with a type-writer June 5, 2018
Get the After-shitmug. 1. A person that is so much of a hoe that they have upgraded from thot status.
2. When you come to the realization that a person you were interested in a moment ago was terrible ideal after you rethought about it.
2. When you come to the realization that a person you were interested in a moment ago was terrible ideal after you rethought about it.
by Corrust May 10, 2018
Get the After-thotmug. An insult that is understood (and sometimes only insulting) long after the delivery.
Not related to After Burner Fart
Not related to After Burner Fart
Mark: "Janet, you're decorative."
Janet: "Thanks Mark!"
Mark: "Never mind."
Hours later...
Janet: "I'm decorative? Like, only good for like, making things pretty and stuff? Owwww, That burns."
Janet thought it was a compliment until she realized Mark was commenting on her mental abilities or lack there of; Mark had insulted her with an After-Burner.
Janet: "Thanks Mark!"
Mark: "Never mind."
Hours later...
Janet: "I'm decorative? Like, only good for like, making things pretty and stuff? Owwww, That burns."
Janet thought it was a compliment until she realized Mark was commenting on her mental abilities or lack there of; Mark had insulted her with an After-Burner.
by Marshall Gibson September 29, 2009
Get the after-burnermug. A cigarette smoked after smoking pot ('burning'). The lungs have a pleasurable burning sensation after smoking weed which heightens the pleasurable sensation of smoking tobacco.
"I wish I had saved that dart for an after-burn."
"Let's have an after-burn shall we?"
"We smoked after-burns before going inside."
"Let's have an after-burn shall we?"
"We smoked after-burns before going inside."
by mousygerade January 15, 2014
Get the after-burnmug. A euphemism for "after intercourse".
"The National Institutes of Health convened a group of experts that year to address the question 'What is the scientific evidence on the effectiveness of latex male condom-use sic to prevent STD transmission during vaginal intercourse?'
Most of the relevant published studies, they found, didn't use the kind of experimental design you'd want to see – i.e., prospective design, in which the researcher compiles data by following the subjects' behavior going forward, rather than gathering data after the fact."
Most of the relevant published studies, they found, didn't use the kind of experimental design you'd want to see – i.e., prospective design, in which the researcher compiles data by following the subjects' behavior going forward, rather than gathering data after the fact."
by Lepus July 20, 2008
Get the after the factmug. a bad case of diarea so bad that it burns your butt hole. this usualy follows the eating og spicy foods, and sometimes require the participant to strip down naked, turn out the lights, and splash water on themselvs as to not over heat during this brutal act.
by black qs night December 17, 2006
Get the the after burnersmug. An after-shit is an uncommon phenomenon which occurs after taking a normal shit. Usually, minutes after completing your first dump, you unexpectedly shit again. Whether or not you are on the can is inconsequential.
John thought he was done in the bathroom, but one change of pants later, he learned to respect the dreaded after-shit.
by Oaff January 19, 2012
Get the After-Shitmug.