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after-birther

A birther who, even after the release of Pres. Obama's "long form" birth certificate still doesn't believe he was born in the united states.
That wing-nut is an after-birther. He has seen Obama's long form certificate but still doesn't believe it.
by m00ndog May 20, 2011
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After-shit

After-shit is piss, toilet water, or any other bodily fluids that either splash up onto your butthole or the even more disgusting, that you sit on when having a Shit baby or accidentally sitting on a toilet seat after some other ass hat had a Shit baby and didn't clean it up.
Ryan: "SHIT!"
Kevin, in another stall: "Ryan?"
Ryan: "I just sat down without looking first and now there's After-shit all over my ass."
Kevin: "Ryan what the fuck have I told you. TMI."
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after-burner

An insult that is understood (and sometimes only insulting) long after the delivery.

Not related to After Burner Fart
Mark: "Janet, you're decorative."
Janet: "Thanks Mark!"
Mark: "Never mind."

Hours later...

Janet: "I'm decorative? Like, only good for like, making things pretty and stuff? Owwww, That burns."

Janet thought it was a compliment until she realized Mark was commenting on her mental abilities or lack there of; Mark had insulted her with an After-Burner.
by Marshall Gibson September 29, 2009
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after-burn

A cigarette smoked after smoking pot ('burning'). The lungs have a pleasurable burning sensation after smoking weed which heightens the pleasurable sensation of smoking tobacco.
"I wish I had saved that dart for an after-burn."

"Let's have an after-burn shall we?"

"We smoked after-burns before going inside."
by mousygerade January 15, 2014
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after the fact

A euphemism for "after intercourse".
"The National Institutes of Health convened a group of experts that year to address the question 'What is the scientific evidence on the effectiveness of latex male condom-use sic to prevent STD transmission during vaginal intercourse?'

Most of the relevant published studies, they found, didn't use the kind of experimental design you'd want to see – i.e., prospective design, in which the researcher compiles data by following the subjects' behavior going forward, rather than gathering data after the fact."
by Lepus July 20, 2008
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After-Shit

An after-shit is an uncommon phenomenon which occurs after taking a normal shit. Usually, minutes after completing your first dump, you unexpectedly shit again. Whether or not you are on the can is inconsequential.
John thought he was done in the bathroom, but one change of pants later, he learned to respect the dreaded after-shit.
by Oaff January 19, 2012
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Go in after

Have sex with somebody who has had alot of partners
Go in after is used in a profane term, meaning having multiple sex partners

John: I get pussy all the time, you wanna fuck?

Destiny: Sorry, I don't go in after bitches!
by hldjr February 1, 2007
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