google ad

A cancer ad that exist because someone thought cancer music and a bad gif was a good idea. Not really

- Dude did you see that google ad yesterday?

-AAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAUAUAUAAAA!!!!

-End my misery

by Uppsapa January 22, 2017

Titleist Ad

A putt that is the perfect speed so as to just gently rest on the edge of the cup before falling in, resembling a slow-motion shot that would appear in a comercial for Titleist.

I almost bogeyed hole 7 but my putt turned into a Titleist ad.

by BennyTheJet1999 October 7, 2020

Ad fail

When a Ad is misplaced

Example of ad fail:A Dragon ball Z ad on a website against Dragon ball Z

by LOLcat number 324 May 19, 2010

Ad Homicunt

A cunt who only uses ad hominem in his/her arguments.

Ad Homicunt: "Thoth was the priest-king of Atlantis 40,000 years ago!"
Me: "Care to provide some evidence?"
Ad Homicunt: 'STFU GTFO u lil fag u in denial cuz u know thoth wuz da priest king fo life u lil bitch"

by GreedPy December 6, 2014

PornHub Ads

The most icky thing on the intenet. Most are scams and the others are gross.

Pornhub ads be like: TRY NOT TO CUM! YOU WON'T LAST 20 SECONDS PLAYING THIS ONLINE FAMILY SIMULATOR!

by Prostate obliterator 6000 August 22, 2022

Urban Ad

A dumb sjw ad that says "make love not walls, that won't leave you alone. It is obviously made by a company which doesn't want to be deemed as racist or sexist by some fat, short colored hair, feminazi, college lesbians, or by some skinny guys that attack free speech, cover their face like a coward and throws bombs at people and burns the American flag but calls people against them Nazis while they are acting like a Nazi. They claim to be communist while communism is far more worse then national socialism.

" I'm trying to find something funny on urban dictionary but there is a urban ad that is fu*king ruining it"

"I wish those nasty anti Americans would stop putting out a urban ad with their dumb anti American ideology and go live in a different county if they hate the U.S. so bad"

by Björn the "NAZI" May 16, 2017

ad lag

Noun. The internet lag one experiences from too many advertisements. Usually a consequence of visiting adult, free streaming, etc sites without ad blockers and/or adware/malware/virus infection.

"I tried to juice my root chakra but all the ad lag ruined my nut sauce recipe! P.S. you might wanna Malwarebytes your PC. I wasn't patient zero but I def didn't quarantine my dick sneeze if you know what I mean."

by DatNguh19 October 16, 2020