"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"
While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistancemug. " My sister helped me take a nude to send to my boyfriend later. "
" So you got that Alabama Assistance from your sister ? "
" So you got that Alabama Assistance from your sister ? "
by Lessee~Chan April 10, 2020
Get the Alabama Assistancemug. MA: Hi my name is Courtney im the new medical assistant!
Doctor: nice to meet you, get me some coffee!
MA: YES BOSS
Doctor: nice to meet you, get me some coffee!
MA: YES BOSS
by Yourfavedoctor1 January 13, 2023
Get the Medical Assistantmug. An assist where the pass had little to no affect on if a point was scored, yet still receives an assist.
Teammate scored & still got an assist even though you last touched the ball 10 seconds ago? Call it an Eli Assist.
by Razosaku May 20, 2022
Get the Eli Assistmug. Otherwise known as a TA, a comical and tardy individual who’s consistently only productive on Thursdays.
by Pavss June 8, 2018
Get the Cardiovascular Assistant Imug. "Today I helped Elliot get this girl he was after."
"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"
"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"
by Sh0rtkakke March 25, 2020
Get the Assistant Simpmug. The grocery store bagger, in a fine display of pernicious assistance, quickly jammed my groceries into the paper bag, despite my saying "no thanks," as I finished paying the cashier. "It's my job, ma'am," his mouth said, as his eyes told me to get out of the way of the rest of the line.
by Pernicious Assistant November 10, 2021
Get the pernicious assistancemug.