Adult Swim

Block of Cartoons for the older crowd.

Was much much Better when they just had the old people getting into the pool as bumps instead of nonsensical BS that nobody feels like reading.

by T December 7, 2004

adult proof

When a program is so simple that it baffles adults, yet children work out the functions immediately.

"Is this new phone adult proof or something? I can't work it out but my six year old can."

by Mortechant March 7, 2015

adult buffer

When an adult, guardian, or parent uses their age or experience for power to win or just end a conversation or argument.

"I was winning the debate with my mom about cleaning up her mess." I was right in the end, but she said "Do it because I said so."

..... She busted out her Adult buffer.

by Whitest BlkBoi December 1, 2016

adult movie

Adult Movie can mean many things but a short definition would be porn.

"Hey will you watch the adult movie i sent you yesterday?"
"Yeah i came a few times"

by G3nius December 13, 2016

adult lullaby

Your favorite tv show or movie to fall asleep to.

If I really want to fall asleep I put Columbo on I love the show but it's my adult lullaby I always fall asleep watching it.

by No1billmurrayfan March 9, 2016

advanced adulting

Being so profoundly capable of adulting that you don't even think about it anymore.

"My mortgage is paid off by my credit card that is paid automatically every month and the points are transferred to the airline company for immediate upgrades when traveling for business without surcharges"
"Holy shit dude, you're advanced adulting already"

by JewDoc2 November 9, 2019

Adult Swim

When a night of casual adult swimming is fueled by copious amounts of alcohol and the end result is a freeing, naked aquatic adventure.

(Group of friends/couples in pool)

Steve- hey, we are all adults here, why don’t we partake in adult swim.

(Insert splash of wet bathing suit on the concrete)

Steve - Adult Swim is liberating!!!

by The Cape May Creepers January 14, 2018