paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

by Bob882 December 20, 2004

Absolutego

A state of unparalleled, crushing heaviness.

Boris' debut album, Absolutego, is not for the faint of heart.

by dudeman888 January 12, 2009

Absolute Nonexistence

The absence of existence, the absence of nothingness, and the absence of absence. It is what is not being referred-to under any circumstances. Its definition is that which cannot be referred-to, named, or defined.

The idea of absolute nonexistence contradicts itself.

by TheNothingness February 15, 2009

Absult

Flaccid, not funny, not cool.

Absult is not a word.

by Absult Rockstar February 24, 2013

absolute shambles

British slang meaning nonsense, hogwash, etc.

The Leicester City FC soccer player, Jamie Vardy, considered the fact that the team's manager got fired after a loss as absolute shambles.

by Light_Soul March 26, 2017

Strategic Absence

Noun

When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school

Dude, the project's due tomorrow, are you done? No man, I'm gonna pull a strategic absence tomorrow to save my ass

by dachyr May 2, 2010

Abstinence Prone

1:A person that is more likely to play with themselves than others.

2:A person that tries and fails at intercourse at a regular bases.

3:See Shim

Allen: I asked her to fuck but she said she was moving to Africa.
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...

Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...

by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 17, 2009