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gear shift

A sexual act where a women grips a mans penis and moves it in the same way one moves the gear shift on a manual transmission car.
"Yo, diane surprised me with a gear shift last night, blew my load everywhere!"
by Cyanideaddict March 17, 2015
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Gay For Gears

An avid gamer, who actively plays Gears of War, has become extremely addicted to the entire franchise, to the point of taking an essentially homosexual liking to it.

Generally, said gamer can't be held responsible for these tendencies, they were simply born that way, or perhaps the gaming is what inspired them.

Be it nature or nurture, the phenomenon of being Gay for Gears has risen to epic proportions.
Andy: My ipod only plays 20 seconds of this song and skips to the next one! Fuck this!

Brad: Well, it could be worse. You could have a Zune.

Andy: You know, if they made a Gears of War zune I'd totally trade my ipod in for one.

Brad: Um... what?

Andy: Yeah... Im totally Gay for Gears.
by B-Rad G from the Southside February 21, 2009
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Gear Bomb

Someone decked out in tactical gear which is randomly placed, scattered at best, all about their person. Common offenders are pseudo-tactical personnel, or rear echelon mother f*ckers, who have barely dipped their toes into a combat/tactical situation. Generally there is no logical placement for mission essential equipment such as magazine pouches, first aid kits, goggles, radios, etc.
Dude, that admin chick looks like she is about to be strangled by her CamelBak. What a fukkin' Gear Bomb.
by Self-Loathing POG May 3, 2010
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Gorilla Gear

that dumb nigga got da gorilla gear
by osma's left nut August 22, 2021
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hit a gear

To be very upset with someone and react in a violent tone with arms flailing and occasionaly throwing close by objects or your fists at the person you are upset with.
(sil) my father hit a gear and threw the wicker table

i hit a gear on my little brother

(mc) he said something stupid so i hit a gear
by Seanlu January 24, 2011
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Gear Rampage

A phrase used by elite musicians to describe/initiate the surfing of the World Wide Web to gain further information about a variety of gear-related studies and professionals.

These studies may include:

-Technical knowledge about equipment.
-Studio specifications.
-Old/New methods of recording and editing sound.
-Stalking of other fellow musicians (past and present).
-Building up a superior lingo about everyday things i.e "attenuate the volume of the nearfields"
"It's time to go on a Gear Rampage!"

"I found the perfect guitar during a Gear Rampage today!"

Musician:"How come you know so much about these thing?"
Elite Musician:"It's taken me many years of Gear Rampaging"

"You got ripped off paying so much for that microphone. Did you even go on a Gear Rampage before you bought it?"
by Osiah April 2, 2010
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