larry-"i'm not to sure if i want buy the ring for 2,500 cuz it has flaws"
tim-"there are no flaws in it, i had it checked myself"
larry-"well i seen better rings by another client"
tim-"lets talk turkey, the watch and ring for 6,000"
larry-"5,000"
tim-"NOW WE'RE GETTING SOME WHERE"
tim-"there are no flaws in it, i had it checked myself"
larry-"well i seen better rings by another client"
tim-"lets talk turkey, the watch and ring for 6,000"
larry-"5,000"
tim-"NOW WE'RE GETTING SOME WHERE"
by x February 26, 2004

A person that talks as if they know something they do not. A liar. Someone who constantly reminds you of how awesome they are but they are the opposite of awesome.
Jive turkey- "I'm so awesome, you'll never meet anyone as awesome as me..like ever"
Me- "shut yo mouth....fuckin jive turkey"
"Look at that chick taking selfies like she's a model, she's such a jive turkey"
Me- "shut yo mouth....fuckin jive turkey"
"Look at that chick taking selfies like she's a model, she's such a jive turkey"
by C. Alice November 24, 2014

by don May 31, 2004

by Ryan B July 24, 2003

Older women who prey on younger men are referred to as a cougar. Cougars over 65 years of age are Turkey Vultures. Much like cougars, they prey on the inebriated and sopht minded.
by ikehi11 August 1, 2020

redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
by Christy Newman June 6, 2005

When a woman is passed out and snoring, the man ejaculates into her mouth causing her to gargle the semen producing a turkey like sound. The man then smacks the woman across the face causing her to wake up, look, and sound like an angry turkey.
by babykym93 July 29, 2014
