Hey, did you hear that guy yell "knee ko" over there? Let's get some pool cues and go pound his nose down through his asshole.
by hexrei May 29, 2008
The most invigorating form of exhaustion known to clothed humans. In this condition breathing is interrupted for 15-30 seconds when laughing uncontrollably. Untreated, it may lead to spontaneous flatulence and staining of undergarments.
I feel terrible, I told Bob a joke and he fell down, rolling around in a fit of Knee Slapnea, am I responsible for any injury?
by phidgety September 12, 2016
The knee-splitter was an ancient form of torture where two planks, each lined with spikes usually varying from 3-20, where put on either side of the victim's knee. The planks where connected by two large screws through the sides holding them in place around the knee. The screws would be twisted, slowly moving the planks closer together and forcing the spikes through the knee. This would rip apart the flesh and, as it got deeper, crush the bones underneath, mutilating the limb and leaving them permanently damaged. Despite the name, the knee-splitter was actually used on any limb it could fit around. This torture device was not always used alone and actually quite often was accompanied by many other punishments such as burning, wedging, denailing, and many others.
The knee-splitter was used during the spanish inquisition as a method to torture prisoners for information. It was also used as a method of punishment.
by SoyProtein January 10, 2012
Ex. loser, dork, blonde moment, bad joke.
Ex. "Dag, yo! I am Sofa Knee!"
I am Sofa Knee
You are sofa knee..Not!!!
Ex. "Dag, yo! I am Sofa Knee!"
I am Sofa Knee
You are sofa knee..Not!!!
by Texas Toad February 09, 2009
Term used to describe the act of motorcycle roadracing, in which the rider's inside knee often comes in contact with the track surface while cornering and with the motorcycle leaned over. Knee dragging is more likely when the rider is hanging off of the motorcycle - a technique used to minimize the lean angle of the machine and thereby maximize tire traction. For this purpose, leather roadracing suits incorporate knee pucks (also known as knee sliders) on the outside of each leg, just below the knee.
by razer December 21, 2006
it is absolutely necessary for a girl to wear while sucking dick on her knees, as it will protect her knees and make the experience much more comfortable.
by cool guy11111 April 09, 2010
when laying down and making out, the person on top (male/female) pushing/massaging their knee in between the legs of the person (typically female) under them.
by gremlinhead June 25, 2022