Lakeville Alcoholic

This asian lookin kid that will come to your door with a fat bottle of 3 olives an a trench coat with a hat on that makes him look like a leprocon. Then says " lets bool" an then gets so shit faced he stumbles home after his legal curfew drunk asf. Then wakes up the next morning looking for his juul he may have lost at your crib or on the walk home an then repeats the whole process after he finds his juul. Fucking lakeville alcoholics.

Yo its the Lakeville alcoholic, i got this fat bottle of three olives u tryna get so shit faced we fuck with the editors on urban dictionary?

by 420mastaaa August 13, 2018

Alcoholic NyQuil

The alcohol you use to drink yourself to sleep

"Carson you smell like a bar"
"Yeah I had a bit of a rough night"
"Dude, no alcoholic NyQuil, that stuff will kill your liver"

by Lil Xan's Future Wife July 10, 2017

alcohol insomnia

The phenomenon of sleeping less after a night of drinking. May or may not involve crashing because of alcohol. A person wakes up earlier and is unable to fall back asleep because of an interrupted REM phase, and results in a gradual tiredness.

A: Yo, I have a serious hangover, dude
B: I don't, but I got alcohol insomnia. Woke up at 6:00 this morning and now I'm dead tired

by Sleepless in the Summer July 23, 2010

alcoholic bastard

Someone who drinks way too much and usually fucks shit up

adam! Stop drinking you alcoholic bastard

by Issa me brat May 27, 2018

Alcohol Balls

When someone drinks too much before Sucking your dick so the alcohol in her breath goes down to your balls and makes them feel like they got round house kicked to oblivion.

Guy 1: Dude, you have fucking alcohol balls!

Guy 2: What the fuck do I do?

Guy 1: I don't know just drink a bunch of water to flush out the pain.

Guy 2: Okay, at least I don't have herpes.

by MisterStealYourGirl June 11, 2016

alcohol clot

the means of waking up the next day after a long night of drinking with a bloody wound somewhere on your body.

this sucks. i got a stupid alcohol clot again from drinking last night. phyuckk..

by catandthehat February 27, 2010

anal alcohol

Putting alcohol up your ass to have a fun ass night and no hangover later

"I hate hangovers"
"Just do anal alcohol!"

by Ladyi/tstreetsfreaki/tsheets November 21, 2013