shaggy vs matt

The ultimate cosmic battle. The two most powerful beings in all the omniverses face each other.

person 1: Shaggy vs Matt, who would win.

person 2: Don't say that. It would cause complete destruction.

by MilitaryMist0 February 21, 2019

protractor vs. contractor

Refers to the debate over the benefits and drawbacks of using engine-powered vehicles instead of livestock to pull processing-implements for crop-fields. A protractor is a geometry device used to create/plot charts and graphs showing the various advantages that gas/diesel/electric motive-power has over horses or oxen, while a contractor is a hired professional whose job is to present the negative effects of motorized farm-machinery.

The whole protractor vs. contractor issue is not one that has an easy answer or solution --- on the one hand, modern farm-machinery is easier and simpler to operate, but horses and oxen do not cost nearly so much to purchase or maintain.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

cops vs crims

a trashy minecraft minigame knock off of cs:go that a bunch of retards who think they're good at shooters play. usually it's full of no-life retards who jerk off each other. there's even a competitive league for this shit. has the same problems that hypixel has such as rampant pedophilia and hackers.

normal guy - time to play some minigames on hypixel!
retard - hey you should tray this game called cops vs crims! it's minecraft csgo and its really fun
normal guy - what the fuck is wrong with you? why wouldn't i just play csgo?

by retarded cunt the second April 18, 2022

bears vs babies

Big fuzzy creatures eat small children.

"hey, you want to play bears vs babies?"
"yeah! let's eat some children!"

by a space lobster March 2, 2021

daniel vs joseph

This is difficult but Daniel overcomes josephs brute powers of gayness. With a turtle on his side Daniel would f*** Joseph up.

Daniel vs Joseph Daniel would win

by Will winks July 20, 2016

dream vs technoblade

its a fight between minecraft gods. the knowledgeable future and the wise past. in the end the wise past (technoblade) won and the knowledgeable future (dream). it was an event hosted by Mr.beast it was a 1v1 between the two for a 100000 dollars Us.

Omg have you seen dream vs technoblade it was epic

by roblox is nice tbh September 14, 2020

deep vs creep

A person who is deep uses their full mental capacity when problem solving, dealing with others and communication.
A person who is a creep uses some of their intellectual abilities to illegally or unethically problem solve, deal with others and communicate.

deep vs creep
I'm a deep and you're a creep.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015