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freezer to table

An amazing, groundbreaking food movement that is now surpassing the once popular "farm to table" movement. Freezer to table involves taking frozen foods (such as tater tots, or giant vats of ice cream) that involve little to no preparation or culinary talent.
After a long night at The Clermont Lounge, I was starving and prepared a great freezer to table meal consisting of cheese sticks and Eggo Waffles.
by clermontboy July 20, 2016
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Tangerinening at the Table

Tangerinening at the Table /tandʒəˈri nɪŋ ət ðə ˈteɪbəl/ - when a person is showing off their expensive clothing, footwear or accessories that they bought.
Emma: Hey, look at these shoes that I bought. Aren't they cute?
Jane: Emma, stop tangerinening at the table!
by TrollPeanut October 11, 2014
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table pounder

A conversation you get in that one person gets so worked up they hit the table. Usually to get someone attention or to show anger.
"Conversation about Rahim is a table pounder."

"Man if you mention sexist jokes around her she get so mad she pounds the "table.
by She_knows_it November 15, 2016
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table head

A blowjob given from beneath a table.
I didn't notice Laura giving Dillon table head until I dropped my knife!
by Aideoghoi August 8, 2016
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back on the table

just one of the options 😒😒😒😒
Frosty fungi: Maybe J is back on the table Tino
Balenbino: 😏
Frosty fungi: But H and E still take the cake
by lemonsareverysour December 14, 2022
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Jump at the table

Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them it’s like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket
“Dude what’s up with him jumping her at the table?”Jump at the table
by Captain haha March 2, 2020
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Table Cakes

An order of pancakes by an individual with the intention of consumption by the entire party. A glue-guy brunch move.
I’ll have the breakfast burrito for myself and some table cakes for the boys. What do you mean you don’t know what table cakes are? Check urban dictionary.
by Grobin Tingras August 29, 2019
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