Trash novels, TV and movies written by, for and about self-centred women looking for men to stimulate their vaginas and to sponge money off.
In the Library: "Where can I find 'Bitchette Jones' Diary' and 'Slags in the City'?"
Librarian: "They're in the Clit Lit section, Madam, next to the 'How to use your vibrator' manuals. It's easy to find - there are lots of other boring bitches with cardboard-cutout personalities browsing the shelves over there."
Librarian: "They're in the Clit Lit section, Madam, next to the 'How to use your vibrator' manuals. It's easy to find - there are lots of other boring bitches with cardboard-cutout personalities browsing the shelves over there."
by Maeve Bitchy May 24, 2008
A combination of the words hella, and lit. 1. Used to signify second degree hella. 2. Used to signify first degree hella, and intoxication at the same time.
That party last night was hella lit!
by Killertiger hugo January 07, 2017
My girlfriend is a total Lits Fits
She acts like an innocent christian girl but i bet shes a Lits Fits
She acts like an innocent christian girl but i bet shes a Lits Fits
by Alienjiz1990 July 01, 2010
by Analtoots4life January 29, 2017
You're about to experience something amazing! Something spectacular! Something so lit that your mind will be blown and shattered! Witness the Litness is basically when a dude thinks everything is "lit" or cool/badass and wants to show the whole world what he has. It can be a trick, a flip, something like video, something inside his pants or her pants lol Witness the Litness is an experience. Embrace it. Accept it. Cuz remember, everybody is a candle, but not everybody is lit.
"Okay Eber, you're about to witness the litness as i try to do some stupid shit. Lets hope i don't die and that it stays lit."
by FerCatchTheseHands February 12, 2017